the idea of watching this couple bump uglies makes my stomach turn. However, the porn collection of British couple Lisa Brand and Tommy Barnes is one of those things that totally grosses you out, but you end up watching anyway out of curiosity, like 2Girls1Cup.
see, lisa and tommy want a beautiful, idealistic wedding ceremony on a beach in Cancun, but they’re broke. So the couple and parents of four decided that making and starring in their own collection of porns would be a quick way to get some cash.
as if making said videos wasn’t enough to fuck their kids’ heads up for life, they told The Sun all about how their first three tapes involved threesomes, role playing, and lite bdsm, only garnered about £1,300, and are just the start to their series, which will include four more pieces of cinematic vomitry.
they’re really hyped up about it. Like, so hyped they told their parents and stuff. No word on whether or not the kids know, but they’re probably getting made fun of by their friends as i type this.
the most fucked up thing of all? if someone sent me a link to it, i’d watch it. So twisted, the way unconventional porn and general human curiosity go hand in hand.
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